#satire

Explore stories tagged with satire on Nightscribe and discover reads shaped by this mood, theme, or genre.

Impatient

nicxspeaks

in #creepypasta • 2 years ago

The phone rang abruptly. He paused to look at the screen of his battered cell phone. "No Caller ID." He doesn't usually answer these calls, but after what just happened he thought it could be something important. He slid his thumb slowly across the bottom of the screen to answer, and even slower again, he raised the phone to his ear. "H-Hello?" he said hesitantly.

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Chef the Griller

JeffsGirl1012

in #creepypasta • 11 years ago

One month ago, on a rain-slicked street My mother and I got a bite to eat But on the way back, I slipped and fell And I suppose the car coming didn’t see me well Because the next thing I knew, as I lifted my head I was staring at the sheets of a hospital bed! I could not move my legs, nor my right arm My left was okay (it escaped from harm) My mother came in, with a frown, and then Said “honey, I’m afraid you’ll never walk again.” A feeling came over me, not sadness or hate

6 min 6 min 0 26

Sugar-Coated Death

Teirdalin

in #creepypasta • 11 years ago

It was a dark, and stormy night when I write this journal, stating the horrific things I have experience just the other day..

6 min 6 min 0 35

The Grater

bookins02

in #creepypasta • 11 years ago

Chad’s stomach growled. He knew the only way he could satisfy this new hunger was with nachos, as he had done so many times in the past. Each nacho was a piece of the hunger puzzle in his stomach, and the pieces always lined up perfectly.