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You can easily return to the past...
But no one is there anymore.

Slimebeast. The man, the myth, the bellend. What can be said about him? Literally everything. It's how words work. You can say he is made of pure energy, or that he once kicked a football so far and so fast it tore through the fabric of time and decapitated Hitler. Really, you can say anything - but should you? Who's to say? Also he wrote some stories people liked. Except for some people. Those other people are probably really fun at parties. "This music is bad, these nachos are bad, your house smells funny." Nobody wants you at their parties, weirdos!

Also goes by Technically Goth. I swear I'm goth, I just don't look like it. Author of The Grim (Black Shuck), Sweat and Tears, and The Doctor, as well as many more scary stories to come. Featured on Weird Darkness and Animas Narrations.

Asher Cantrell is the pseudonym for Asher Cantrell because he showed up late on his first day of writing school. He has written non-fiction for sites like Cracked (back when it was good), Mental Floss, Film School Rejects, Grunge, and more. He's a full-time editor by day, but likes to write scary stories at night. His book of short horror stories, Other Gods, was published in 2016 and is available on Amazon and Kobo.